Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Why did the Accountant cross the road?
They're great with figures.
Why did the Accountant cross the road?
To bore the people on the other side!
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
"Darling, could you tell me about your work today."
Why accountants don't read novels?
Why accountants don't read novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
What's the definition of an accountant?
What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Haha pun bolehh -,-
